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Woke up in the ghetto

Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.

Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.
Guy 1: "Dude I was so wasted last night. I woke up in the ghetto this morning.

Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.

Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.
by 1364gds February 12, 2014
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ghetto strobe light

When your too ghetto for an actual strobe light so you improvise and just blink alot really fast at a steady pace.
Person1: dude I heard your having a strobe light at your party"
Person2: "(laughs) I don't got enough money for that guess you'll just have to deal with a ghetto strobe light"
by Bubybybjahsh October 1, 2013
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trinity at ghetto view

Also known as trinity at meadow view, a very queer school where everybody is accepted no matter how socially awkward they are. With a population of aprroximately 150 students 7-12 grade its a pretty sad excuse of a school

the school is possibly the strictest in the country, and students get in trouble for doing "scandalous" crap such as talking to the opposite sex.

its called trinity at ghetto view because the surrounding neighborhood is literally in the ghetto and is 100% minorities most of which are creepy and stare at students all day
Person 1: where do u go to school?
Person 2: trinity at ghetto view
Person 1: wtf why is it called that?
Person 2: somebody got shot across the street last week from it
by goodthingi'vegraduated January 28, 2010
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That One Ghetto Girl

-The girl who eats hot Cheetos and Takis in class and wears cheap, ugly clothing. They sometimes will break the dress code for fun or wear bandanas as headbands to look cool. This girl calls other people a hoe even when she is a hoe. And refers to her friends by "best friend", they also talking in slang all the time so no one can understand them. Usually they wear Filas and heavy ugly shoes. They usually are white or tan but call themselves 'dark" or "black". They have big hoops and try to look as cool as possible.
-"Look at Sophia, she's that one ghetto girl!"
-"She definitely breaking the rules, so ghetto, shes that one ghetto girl."
-"It's funny how she thinks shes cool, but shes just that one ghetto girl wannabe"
by Bloody Fucking Tampons August 20, 2019
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ghetto hauling

When one runs with great spead and without hesitation from a particular person, place or situation
when security showed up lamon and joe were straight ghetto hauling
by pinto joe pa February 3, 2003
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de la ghetto

Too classy to be ghetto - too ghetto to be high class

A perfect mix between style class and trashy
"Did you see Heather's camo skirt and silk blouse outfit?"
"Oh I know! Totally de la ghetto!"
by delaghettaaaoooooo April 15, 2015
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yuppie ghetto endgame

The last phase of yuppie greed which destroys the very neighborhood they colonized and traps them in their condos forever with bad credit too.
The Smiths can't sell their condo either. They're stuck in the yuppie ghetto endgame. Ha ha.
by swiggins00 June 25, 2008
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