Ass Clincher

A excedingly tough situation.

Meeting my girlfriend's parents was such an ass clincher

by the_toad April 21, 2006

ass ferocity

when a girl has an impeccable ass, and the mere sight of it is excruciatingly painful (much like looking at a solar eclipse with the naked eye)

The girl in the black stretch pants has such ass ferocity that I am now 50% blind in both eyes. The good news is that I'm now 150% fertile.

by TWON June 6, 2004

Greasy-ass

When shit remnants left behind from wiping insufficiently combine with sweat and dead skin cells to form a grease like substance.

Greasy-ass: Damn! I've got a greasy ass! OR... Whew! My ass is greasier than hell. And... I need to go re-wipe, I've got a greasy ass.

by Herr Scheisse Meister April 4, 2018

Yahoo that ass

When your checking out a girls ass and rating it,pretty much wanting to fuck her like your searching information on Yahoo.com

example.Damn look at that girl she is looking soo good, I want to Yahoo that ass.

by Master Blownski May 7, 2009

ass voice

A horrible singing voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJeBIlyaOas

Just listen...this girl has an "ass voice".

by Hugh-G-Rection September 27, 2008

golden ass

Having one means you are extraordinarily lucky.

The bullet missed him by an inch. The sergeant cursed his luck, saying " You have a golden ass, dickhead."

by #$%* June 28, 2011

ass banner

A tattoo on the lower back. Often used as an adertisement for sexual availability

Also called a tramp stamp, bumper sticker, or ass antlers.

Lindsey got an ass banner so that everyone would know she was available.

by Wyld Stallyns August 22, 2007