Mile High, High Five

A “Mile High, High Five” is an over-the-pants hand job given mid-flight that technically keeps you under the FAA’s “no public indecency” radar. It’s the PG-13 attempt at joining the Mile High Club without committing to the full membership package.

Sarah said she wasn’t ready to join the Mile High Club, so she offered me the budget-friendly option — the Mile High, High Five.

by MileHighFive December 3, 2025

Fives

The name of an absolute gigachad anyone with the name fives should be praised as a GOD and be able to do whatever he pleases. Gets literally any woman he wants. Gets ANYTHING he wants. And everybody loves him for it. (Also will eventually die a dramatic death)

Dude its Fives, we should bow.

by Gatrick June 11, 2021

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019

five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.

You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.

by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021

High Five

When you take five hits to get really high. Another form is when you want to ask someone discretely if they wanna get really high.

Person 1: Wanna High Five?

Person 2: Sure

by JD M. January 28, 2021

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 23, 2011