Dutch Kettle

Dutch kettle. When you fart in bed and put the covers over your partners head and they just stay there. Almost a dutch oven but without the struggling to get out.

I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend but she stayed there. She likes the dutch kettle

by Blowjob S&D October 18, 2018

Dutch Treat

After hitting the Bareburger, you take a trip to Amsterdam, have a few more Doritos and root around in the Ox Box. Clogs are involved.

Should we try the Dutch Treat or the Blue Dream?

by Mïtphläpps June 2, 2021

Being dutch卐

You are a person of which should off themselves

"Hey jimmy wanna fuck?"

"Nah cba"
"Ffs u are such a dutch person" Being dutch卐

by DwarfKing February 12, 2021

Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.

“I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”

by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025

dutch vegan

a guy that eats a bunch of stroopwafels covered in canadian bacon

That guy doesn't love animals, he's a total dutch vegan

by doland January 12, 2017

Dutch wife

A poor golf shot that works well.

That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.

by BOOMER1212 July 31, 2024

dutch pride

When a blonde man says "if ya ain't Dutch ya ain't much"

Dutch pride was vibrant in the pastry contest

by Portuguese are the bees knees November 26, 2016