Pump a Dump

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”

“Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”

by Slobknob247 March 5, 2019

Open dump

the noise that a forced induction vehicle makes when the air pressure in the intake system releases under vacuum-or "letting off the gas" after you built boost.

That sweet ass Mazdaspeed_3 just open dumped on the state troopers window.

by got_boost April 21, 2010

Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.

Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

Illegal Dumping

When you've been pooping for way too long while on company time.

Mr. Anderson's crackdown on Illegal Dumping had to end after he busted down the bathroom door while an employee was pooping.

by Bob8009 May 24, 2023

Dumping my credit

When someone stops making all payments to creditors at once. Credit cards, medical bills, car payments etc. Basically only paying rent and utilities.

Hey how much are your medical bills? Weren't you working on getting your credit score up? Nah bro, I'm dumping my credit

by Groom of the stool January 12, 2022

dump stump

The toilet.

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"

by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013

Bun-dump

When someone stuffs an entire honey-bun in their va*ina or a**hole and then sh*ts it into the shower drain.

“Hey babe, you trynna bun-dump tonight after we get nasty.”

by Alfredo cheesecake February 16, 2022