Sugary Dude

men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.

also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.

Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?

Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.

Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?

Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...

Man 1: ... sugary dude.

by baconforpresident September 8, 2018

Geo-dude

A homemade bong using rocks in the bong water

Did you rip geo-dude today

by The dank dank 420 September 20, 2018

Soxy Dude

Your buddy who wears Sox all day with sandals, and tries to make it a norm.

Concerned bro: Hey man, why do you always wear Sox and sandals?

Soxy dude: “I am bringing soxy back!”

by Akazaka October 5, 2018

Soxy Dude

That one person who wears Sox and sandals all day, and tries to make it a norm

You: Hey man, why do you wear Sox and sandals?

Soxy Dude: “I am bringing soxy back!”

by Akazaka October 5, 2018

This dude is Gay

Dude be the big gay.

This Dude is gay.

by negative62_flop01 November 5, 2018

Danger Dude

When the word Dude isn’t simply enough...

We bombin’ this hill Danger Dude? Yeah Dude

by The Danger Dude November 11, 2018

Noodle Dude

A dude who is a noodle freak

Hi my names is Scum Bag Jones and.. I am.. a noodle dude

by ScumBagJones December 4, 2018