cunt fish

1. To go fishing inside a cunt. The best bait to use is turgid worms of various sizes (but you personally only have one size, unless you're yet to finish puberty, then you might have different sizes at different times, but only one size at one time).

2. A fish that lives in a cunt. These are mostly seen in women of the Amazon basin, and are similar to piranhas, but they don't eat the person whose cunt they reside in. Their food of choice is turgid worms. Men of the Amazon basin have the highest incidence of stump cock in the world.

1. Person A: Dude, you wanna go and paint my house for me?
Person B: No thanks, dude, I choose to go and cunt fish.

2. Sir David Attenborough: The cunt fish is native to women of the Amazon basin, noted for its sharp teeth, scaly appearance, and French accent.

by Wonaldo April 18, 2008

cunt sludge

the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter

i love the taste of her cunt sludge

by mike January 5, 2004

cunt master

someone who has total control over all cunts.

In our town Jamie was the cunt master. I wish I was the cunt master.

by konrad and christian April 26, 2006

Salty Cunt

the worst thing a c can be

person 1: yo, you're such a salty cunt

person 2: i have no insult better than that

by schme-schme October 16, 2008

nigger cunt

The cunt attached to or belonging to a man or woman who is of African American descent. In other words, some nigger's vag.

When the bomb when off, she exploded and pieces of nigger cunt were everywhere.

by Horse cok September 6, 2016

cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

"Look at that cum rag cunt cheese bitch"

"Damn that cottage cheese thighs bitch must have some major cunt cheese"

by Jojo's June 1, 2007

cutie cunt

when a girl has a really small cunt,the kinda one you wanna cuddle and make freinds with rather than fuck,if you do fuck it...you feel like youv done somthing wrong stretching it and you never fuck again but are happy about it

wow you have such a cutie cunt..i think im going to cry

by sevenspiked January 14, 2008