Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it

Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake

by Urban dictionary is not ded May 1, 2018

A Christian

Having a day off from work, because Christian is always on holiday.

I'll take a Christian on Monday, if that's OK?

by Schnodi August 15, 2022

Christian

Christian is a handsome boy that get's all the girls.He's anti and if he wants her girl he makes sure he gets them.He's a gossip king.He likes to fight.But most of his ex's are bitches.He likes the word msoro

Omg Christian is so handsome I just can't stop waiting till he asks me out

by Christian lbt December 6, 2021

Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz

These are some mighty ugly Christian lights

by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019

Christian

well if you listen to christian music, the feeling doesnt last forever

thats if you get hooked on one song

Christian is a great religion

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Christian Sacco

This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.

Girl- Oh is that Christian Sacco, I heard he beats people who are different and loves 9/11.

by JuicyMeatballs10 June 10, 2022

Christian

A very nice, charming man. He would never leave a significant other of him. Unless it comes down to the last scenario. He is loving and loyal as well. But he loves to jerk off the ruby. He wishes she would send him nudes.

“He’s such a Christian just looking for nudes.”

by Jack___ya boy March 4, 2019