DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

Walk The Block

When a nigga tryin buy some yae on the corner.

Hall: Man my connect all jammed up

Gloves: Pull over ima walk the block
Skeet: That isn't a very good idea
Gloves: Shut da fuck up lil nigga i'm tryin buy some yae

by Nicole & Lauren August 10, 2016

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

attack the block

Kim Jong-il
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Not to be confused with Kim Yong-il, Kim Jong-pil, or Kim Jong-il (athlete).
This is a Korean name; the family name is Kim.
Kim Jong-il
김정일
Kim Jong-il 2011-5 resize.jpg
Kim Jong-il in 2011
Supreme Leader of North Korea
In office
9 April 2009 – 17 December 2011
Preceded by Kim Il-sung (as President)
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un
General Secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea
In office
8 October 1997 – 17 December 2011
Eternal General Secretary since 11 April 2012
Preceded by Kim Il-sung (as General Secretary of the Central Committee)
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un (as First Secretary)
Chairman of the National Defence Commission
In office
9 April 1993 – 17 December 2011
Eternal Chairman since 13 April 2012
Deputy Jo Myong-rok
Preceded by Kim Il-sung
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un (as First Chairman)
Supreme Commander

of the Korean People's Army
In office
24 December 1991 – 17 December 2011
Preceded by Kim Il-sung
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un
Personal details
Born Yuri Irsenovich Kim
16 February 1941
Vyatskoye, Khabarovsky District, Khabarovsk Krai, Russian SFSR, Soviet Union (Soviet records)
16 February 1942
Baekdu Mountain, Japanese Korea (North Korean biography) (Present-Day Ryanggang, North Korea and Jilin, China)
Died 17 December 2011 (aged 70)
Pyo

wow attack the block was moderately disappointing.

by quality_definitions_a May 31, 2019

Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.

Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)

by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019

Grating the block

Being cheesy/corny.

“You’re really grating the block with that dad joke there, buddy!”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

wait a block

If talking about someone wait until you are at least one block away from them.

If you are going to be talking about Karen you better wait a block she’s right behind us

by Jenjen5858 June 25, 2020