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Perfect Bitch

Usually a white woman (can be other races too) who lives an absolute pristine existence.

Grew up with money.
Works a KILLER job.
Has a hot body and gorgeous features.
Also travels the world.

And everyone hates on her for being the pristine little bitch in this world.
I wish I was a G-d damn perfect bitch!

Being a perfect bitch is more important than anything.
by Pl09 March 16, 2017
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shadow bitch

When a woman looks good in the dark and when she's exposed in the light, she's more than unattractive.
"Bro, I took this girl home last night and thought she was a 10, but woke up this morning and realized she was just a shadow bitch."
"What's a shadow bitch?"
"When a girl looks sexy in the dark, but a 1 in the light."
by Alwaysfucking January 28, 2016
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clock-a-bitch

To jump a girl or blow up her spot for doing something bad.
"My "best friend" told one of my secrets."
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"
by ILDandG February 24, 2012
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prius bitch

Someone who is environmentally conscious, (powers house with solar panels, hasn't used paper since 2006, and drives a prius) but brags about it all the time by reminding people of how many polar bears you're killing and trees you're chopping down and how they aren't at all.
"wow, nice truck you polar bear killer"
"fuck you prius bitch!"
by ficticiousnamebyauthor May 22, 2015
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sushi bitches

college girls that flock to the sushi bars on their respective campus', spending daddy's fortune and being jappy
Syracuse University- Blue Monkey & Oishi Sushi attracts many sushi bitches on thursday friday and saturday nights.
by fucksushibitchesgetmoney-230 January 25, 2011
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bitch nigga

noun

1. One who yells at you to stop doing something, hoping that someone's mother will hear and rush to their defense.

2. A male that requires a female to stand up for them.
Shut up! You know you're gonna get me in trouble you bitch nigga!
by The Xpurt March 20, 2016
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bitch mits

-when bitch tits was said incorrectly, bitch mits was created :)
-someone who has suddenly turned bitchy would be described to have 'put their bitch mits on' (mits being the shortened version of mittens {gloves}).
-This statement is usually also accompanied by the mimed action of putting a pair of gloves on.
"someone just put their bitch mits on!"

"get yer bitch mits on, love!"

"she's certainly got her bitch mits on today!"
by moysha March 6, 2008
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