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Bars

The product of a tongue hotter than the surface of the sun. When your shit so fire people's ears get burnt.
"Damn son, that dudes got bars"
"What'd you say, I can't hear you over this heat"
by Traplord Mike November 5, 2019
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Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.
Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.
by jentlemangack December 4, 2020
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Bar

Can't go there to pick up girls because apparently they should be fucking a retard instead of me. That's the general consensus.
I think if I got a lead bar or a pipe I could bash that mongoloids skull in pretty easily. Could use my first but it hate to compromise my stabbing hand.
by Hym Iam December 5, 2020
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downriver klondike bar

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.
Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.
by C-CREW specials December 5, 2020
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Cheese bar

I go to the cheese bar to pick up men
by Jimmyjohnjohnson December 10, 2020
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Bar call

when it's like 11 and you're lonely and you don't really like someone then you're like fuck it it's late and i'm lonely
I was so pissed I gave heather a bar call
by Nomski November 9, 2020
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National Klondike Bar Day

November 23- Celebrate National Klondike Bar Day by eating your favorite Klondike Bar!
I'm eating a Heath Klondike Bar for National Klondike Bar Day!
by klondikestan4 November 22, 2020
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