by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 02, 2023
When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 19, 2025
A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".
by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017
A DE born and raised convict spending damn near his whole life in prison because he was addicted to crack and smack.
by CIEANNANEESE July 26, 2024
by Big dude6474859 September 14, 2017
A bar pash is an Australian term for a young male or female finding a random male or female form across the bar .. making out and then never seeing eachother again .
Generally you are pretty drunk for this to happen because you have your alcohol confidence and just go for it
Generally you are pretty drunk for this to happen because you have your alcohol confidence and just go for it
I’m excited for a few bar pashs tonight!
“Hey mate, I’m going to find a few hot bar pashs tonight! Let see how many we can get”
“Hey mate, I’m going to find a few hot bar pashs tonight! Let see how many we can get”
by Stevenirwin January 13, 2019