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Asshole

1. (noun) A person's anus
2. (noun) A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person
Leave that asshole alone!
by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025
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Bong asshole sneeze

When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come
This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.
by Hamcandle January 13, 2020
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asshole hug

A secretive way of asking a gay man for butt sex
Hey Enrique will You give me an asshole hug later tonight
by Notxavier69 July 12, 2016
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asshole

What to call you're pet turtle, Steve
"Damnit, Steve!! You ate my shoes again, you asshole!"
by DrgonPancake January 8, 2018
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My asshole

Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’
Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.
by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023
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Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass
when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole
by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024
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asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.
Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.
by PipAndBipsy February 22, 2014
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