Asshole

1. (noun) A person's anus
2. (noun) A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person

Leave that asshole alone!

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Bong asshole sneeze

When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come

This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.

by Hamcandle January 13, 2020

asshole hug

A secretive way of asking a gay man for butt sex

Hey Enrique will You give me an asshole hug later tonight

by Notxavier69 July 12, 2016

asshole

What to call you're pet turtle, Steve

"Damnit, Steve!! You ate my shoes again, you asshole!"

by DrgonPancake January 8, 2018

My asshole

Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’

Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass

when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole

by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024

asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.

Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.

by PipAndBipsy February 22, 2014