Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"
by TheBaldBartender May 04, 2018
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Salad Wacking

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’
by retarded salad January 27, 2021
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Salad Wacking

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’
by retarded salad January 27, 2021
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Tokyo Salad

When a girl eats a random guys shitty ass and then kisses her boyfriend on the lips right after without telling him about it
Yo, bro got fuckin aids cause his girl hit him with the Tokyo Salad
by Hahu September 05, 2022
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Salad picker

Someone that’s a picky eater even if it’s a salad
Don’t bring Mary to the party she’s such a salad picker
by White lotus August 30, 2022
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Salad loaf

An abomination created in the 50's... It causes only pain and is neither a salad nor a loaf
"for Christmas Sarah made a salad loaf"
by totallynotaghost December 29, 2024
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