French Helmsman

A sexual act in which a person uses grabs your penis and you use there arms to stimulate the shaft.

That swarthy gentleman allowed me to show him the French Helmsman last night! Twas splendid!

Ouch! You need to work on your French Helmsman!

by Big McLarge-Huge123 January 2, 2022

Southern French

It’s a code name for a blow job.

Would u mind speaking some Southern french? No i don’t wanna give u a bj

by Xiapa November 21, 2021

French Cheese Tosser

A Insult to A French man who likes cheese so much

My Brother Antoine, You dumb French Cheese Tosser how DARE YOU!

by not-a-trump-supporter February 18, 2022

French Dogsitting

When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.

Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.

by TheGayCabinet June 21, 2018

French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023

French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour

Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.

by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018

french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020