meat harpoon

Another awesome way to say penis.

Put your meat harpoon away, your scaring my grandma.

by Stoned_nerd March 24, 2021

Memed in the Meat

A phrase used to describe someone or something that has been ruined by memes. 'Meat' being another word for 'butt' (as a reference to someone getting anal raped).

Things like Shrek, John Cena, Hitler, Autism, and Donald Trump are constantly memed in the meat.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

silver meat

A piece of meat that has been stuck in between your teeth for so long it has turned a silverish color and tastes like copper.

Dude I think I got a chunk of silver meat in my teeth.

by King Prussia February 12, 2018

good meat

When the hitters in the meat of the order for a baseball team overall do well in the game.

That was good meat by the Yankees tonight. Their 3-4-5 hitters had six hits!

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.

by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020

Polish the meat

When its just you and your right hand (unless youre a lefty) and you get in a good mood, and just let your Jesus juices fly

Jimmy's girlfriend left him, so he was just left to "Polish the meat"

by Daboyyyy August 24, 2013

Chest meat

Womens breast.

Wow Dave, Melissa's chest meat is looking great.

by Bigbadmilf September 22, 2017