Wet lettuce

A retard like a lettuce but this time there wet and more of a retard

Hey Amelia there a wet lettuce I’ve there oh wait it’s u

by Finn2232 March 10, 2018

wet willy

were you are having vaginal intercourse and the male or female urinates during it

I was banging this hot chick but she gave me a wet willy!

by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

wet cloth

Ass eating

I like to wet cloth that bitch

by Jrryan November 20, 2016

Wet whistle

The action of flicking a butt hole with tongue while whistling the tune of your choice

Fiona looked back at Chuck & smiled as she exclaimed, "Wow! Now I know what a wet whistle is & I absolutely love it!"

by Wrinklebob Jr May 29, 2017

Wet Cheeto

Donald Trump's penis.

"I saw the wet cheeto"

by The Dwagonborn January 26, 2018

wet flamer

1. one who enjoys wet, disturbing sexual activity 2. a gay fireman

If Playboy Mansion was to burn down, you do not want to ask the wet flamers to help.

by DexterSR300DX March 24, 2003

wet blanket

Someone who acts in an immature manner, much like a little kid who wets his or her bed.

Joey can't go to the R-rated movie, because his parents treat him like a wet blanket.

by gjwaldie November 10, 2006