Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

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Uncooked waffle fry

An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.

by Jackal:) March 31, 2023

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A beautiful tasting lemon that tastes like a waffle pancake spicehead (paprika, usually)

by Spicy_Lemons July 17, 2021

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A blended version of a woman's vagina, similar to a cold waffle just blended.

Hey man, have you acted like Dahmer and had a blended waffle lately?

by BongooCatt December 19, 2021

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“I don’t know some British cuss word or something”-Nick Corpus 2021

by Noé January 04, 2021

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Blowing into a vagina and the immediate reciprocating air is pushed back into your mouth.

I was with my girlfriend and as I was licking her labia, she gave me a burping waffle .

by Burping Waffle February 01, 2018

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A girl so pretty you don't mind if she steals food off your plate.

Dang man check out that girl, she's a real waffle jacker!

by thebroncosrule January 17, 2016

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