Turtle

Official term for freshman in highschool hallways;

That group must be turtles because they clearly have no classes to get to!

by coolassmf April 7, 2021

Turtle Dad

Another way to say That'll do.

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"

by Quote_ August 4, 2022

turtle herd

A group of total baddasses that only do original things and influence others to do the badass shit too. Three hot ass guy accompanied by three hot ass girls.

The turtle herd is so baddass I wanna be in it but I'm not hot or original!

by Turtleherd July 7, 2014

Gooey turtle

What Sam's old lady does every night to him

She made gooey turtle right on his face

by LAP2023 January 17, 2023

Turtle head

When you have the urge to shove a head into a small crevice

Hey! Billy is being a turtle head. He is trying to shove his head into her butthole

by Tyler.com August 13, 2022

Tell a Turtle

Tell a Turtle just means that you’re telling a friend or someone something.

Craig told Miranda that she had fancy pink shoes and Miranda yelled “Tell a Turtle!”

by thalia_ August 20, 2022

Two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew what I was missing until I has a two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017