Meat Whale

An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.

“Hey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god she’s making my nutts hurt over here.”

by Banana & Split April 30, 2022

Meat boat

Double stuffed chalupa

Can you order me a meat boat at Taco Bell?

by Willowmom July 12, 2017

meat casing

when you leave lube on your dick and it dries over night leaving a meat casing. close to chaffing

my dick still hurts for the meat casing that i got from your mom last night.

by vietnomnomnom May 18, 2011

recycled meat

When a dude tries getting some from you after already having hooked up with half your friends.

“michelle I can’t believe he would ask me out after hooking up with half my friends...what a DBag I’m all set with that recycled meat.”

by Gator_Eyes February 20, 2021

SHMEATY MEAT

Meat is a tiny man who loves basketbol, he is an 2K MyPlayer and basically customised an NPC

"GET YOUR MEAT OFF ME MEAT"
"MEEEEAT"
"SHMEATY MEAT"

by BOLnotReal August 15, 2023

cheat meat

1) Dieter person who uses meat as their cheat item
2) When you’re searching for external meat products
3) Based off the Landjägger sausage from Europe, a cheat meat is your fuel to continue hunting
4) The person you're cheating with

I was exhausted in the woods and lonely, so I went for my cheat meat to give me energy to continue on.
-or-
I can't believe you're still using that cheat meat.

by MeatSteakGermanMeat June 15, 2018

Montage Meat

When you are watching a montage of a first person shooter, and find that you are one of the many gamers in the video that get owned.

Due come check out this guy's montage...ow never mind, im montage meat.

by PartTimeNinja October 19, 2010