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I suck cock

A word in which you usally find on your school science book
Mr.Ster some one wrote i suck cock on my contact book again!
by hamster freedom fighter February 8, 2004
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suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man
Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.
by Jay May 18, 2004
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CPR Dick Suck

CPR Dick Suck is a process in which a mans dick is sucked to give it CPR, reviving it.
I need to revive petes dick. I need to suck it. Yummy CPR Dick Suck.
by Benis lover February 17, 2022
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YEAH, I SUCK!

It's something you say when you fuck up something really bad but have fun doing it anyway.
(you just tripped on a football field, and the other team just scored because of your fumble. you laugh at yourself, saying...)

"YEAH, I SUCK!"
by ShutUpImMe October 22, 2015
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sucking on my brain

by happy420xxx January 16, 2011
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suck a soft one

a very popular saying that is used to insult someone. can also add other details to the insult, depending on how severe the offense is. example: go suck your father's soft one
"you are so annoying. go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."
by suckasoftone March 2, 2008
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