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Jordan

a white country, cow tippin' micro-penis boy, who gets no bitches
Jordan is a bitch.
by justinpimpin'rolin44 June 27, 2022
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Jordan

Jordans a leader who points guns at police and knows how to have a good time. Never afraid to say the N word and drives a small green car. Also a badass
I enjoy being around Jordan. He is such a Jordan
by Hughjass22 November 25, 2023
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jordan cotter

by Phat juicy ass October 17, 2021
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Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.
jordan is a jordan
by manhandler bob September 24, 2021
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Jordan

A person who just serves CUNT. Jordan's are always confident ands have fire ass style. Everyone loves a Jordan because they are the shit. Don't bother going up against a Jordan because you will loose. Jordan's slay at everything. Jordan's will do anything to win. They would even suck dick to become powerful. Determined, driven, and hot are three perfect words to describe a Jordan. Often Jordan's enjoy working alone. They thrive in competitive environments, and often succeed in many aspects of their career and education. It can be hard to be a Jordan... We are so beautiful and talented it is difficult to keep it up. If you ever meet a Jordan you are just lucky to be in their presence because they are gods and goddesses amongst humans.
No Way! Is that a Jordan?

I would just love to get all up in that hotness.
by Jordz8 November 28, 2023
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Jordaning

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text
Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.
by Anon poop May 9, 2013
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erin jordan

erin jordan is a skinni qween who is addicted to sims 4, she loves the vampires game pack and tries to persuade her friend liam to buy it but he doesnt have an iq of a 3 year old so he doesnt waste his money, shes a slag but a rich one and loves her cats so much. shane dawson style
did you heer erin jordan got her cat?

yeah, she shoves her dick in it.

* shanae stop quaking * 💅
by peachesisqueen420 August 14, 2019
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