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Sheep toss

You put two fingers in the pink your thumb in the stink grab the her by the hair and toss her on the bed.
I walked up behind my girlfriend and sheep tossed her on the bed.
by Madcow81 August 2, 2019
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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
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Beehive tossing

Only morons engage in beehive tossing.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
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Egg tose

A leisure sport in which townies hurl eggs at pregnant women. Bonus points are awarded when a participant knocks the cigarette from the target's mouth. This event is especially popular in the rural counties of southern Maryland.
Carrie: This town is so boring.

Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!
by RonTexaco December 31, 2019
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Ring Toss

It’s when a guy and a girl are having sex, the man is standing and holding the girl up. Another man is standing 5-10 feet away facing them with his erect penis in a glory hole. The man holding the girl tries to throw her and land the girl on the guys penis through the glory hole.
I tried the ring toss at Danny’s last night, the doctors could not reattach my penis.
by Kyle Barte January 2, 2020
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English Tosser

An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
by Big Willie Wallace February 16, 2020
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Rainbow toss

When you have intercourse whilst on your period, the male pulls his bloody penis out and screens 'rainbow toss'
Bro I did a rainbow toss to dian last night
by Bandit.112 April 16, 2020
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