Black on Blonde

When a blonde girl prefers black cock to white. It's not unusuall for the blonde to be in a gangbang when this happens.

She loved nothing better than to have 2 big black cocks penetrate her tight ass.

by <insert> October 2, 2004

The Black Parade

1. Critically aclaimed thrid album by N.J band My Chemical Romance. It's a bit good. A bit very good. Seriously,think Aerosmith singing political folk songs written by Anne Rice and you're not even half way there. But,heck,it is good!
2.Can also refer to the army of seemingly identical My Chemical Romance fans:they all sport black hair,red ties and tight pants. Bless 'em.

1. "I LOVE The Black Parde. Let's call it emo hair metal!"
2.
"Oh no,The Black Parade!" I squealed upon noticing the gang of MCR loving teenagers marching towards me "They might steal my eyeliner!"
"Quick,hide!" shouted my friend. "They'll kill us,we're wearing Mudhoney shirts!"
Unfortunatley,I lost my leg and best friend that day,as The Black Parade tore her (and my leg) to pieces,saying they're Gods (ie: Gerard Way and co.) had told them to do it. It was an awful day.

by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

black swan

(v)-To self-sabotage oneself when faced with high-stake, high-stress situations.

I black swanned myself before the exam on Tuesday by going out and getting drunk with all of my friends.

by WNKT March 5, 2011

Black tax

The higher prices that black people have to pay for

1) goods - often due to a lack of large grocery stores, mass market discounters

2) insurance, mortages, loans

due to their ethnicity

Buffy and Biff can get a lower rate on a home mortgage than Rasheed and LaShawna due to the black tax.

by silverkris March 17, 2008

black mass

The rite "black" witches were said to hold to parody the Catholic mass. They often said segments of a normal mass backward, used humans for altars, and generally insulted and perverted Catholicism.

A: Somebody said some witches held a black mass the other night.
B: That's shit, it never happens anymore.

by Matt Miller August 21, 2005

Black Dog

To kick a pirate - like character, a genuine scoundrel, out of a tavern after he orders a double rum. When caught they must be physically harmed in some manner. Time of origin: 18th century Britain. Popularized in the classic Disney movie Treasure Island.

Long John Silver: "Next time that scoundrel comes by my tavern I'll black dog em'."

by Jen Gun December 23, 2008

Black album

A rip off title that "Jay-Z" stole from Metallica.

Person 1: "Man, can't 'rappers' be original like they say they are?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, I know!"

by Katrina December 4, 2003