I suck cock

A word in which you usally find on your school science book

Mr.Ster some one wrote i suck cock on my contact book again!

by hamster freedom fighter February 8, 2004

suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

by Jay May 18, 2004

Suck off the roof

What you do to a glass filled with to much beer
before you can pick up the drink.

hey dude that beer is going to blow,
suck off the roof so you can drink.

by ysmisu August 23, 2011

YEAH, I SUCK!

It's something you say when you fuck up something really bad but have fun doing it anyway.

(you just tripped on a football field, and the other team just scored because of your fumble. you laugh at yourself, saying...)

"YEAH, I SUCK!"

by ShutUpImMe October 22, 2015

suck a soft one

a very popular saying that is used to insult someone. can also add other details to the insult, depending on how severe the offense is. example: go suck your father's soft one

"you are so annoying. go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."

by suckasoftone March 2, 2008

David sucks balls

Wow David sucks balls

WOW David sucks balls

by RIDQ May 8, 2020

CPR Dick Suck

CPR Dick Suck is a process in which a mans dick is sucked to give it CPR, reviving it.

I need to revive petes dick. I need to suck it. Yummy CPR Dick Suck.

by Benis lover February 17, 2022