Rocky Top Rockslide

When you ejaculate a kidney stone and it rolls down her chest slides down the torso.

I passed a kidney stone and busted one at the same time. I gave my girl a Rocky Top Rockslide.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.

Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.

by greenmtnght August 4, 2009

Top 8 Slut

Now that Facebook is doing a Top 8 friends on your timeline, similar to MySpace, only this time its sort of a randomized top 8, you're a Top 8 Slut when at least one person you've had sex with always shows up in your randomized Top 8.

Applies to both men and women.

Everyday my timeline refreshes there's somebody I fucked in my Top 8, I must be a Top 8 Slut.

by honkbert July 2, 2012

Top G Special

The Top G special is a certain haircut only the Top G (exception is made for the Bottom G) can have.
It includes a cleanly shaved bald head, paired with a sharp beard.

barber: "what can do for you today sir?"
Top G: "Let me get The Top G Special."

by DafferDonk June 23, 2023

Ferraro Rocher on top

The best chocolate in the world, ferraro rochers on top 4ever

Tyler: Did you eat ferraro rochers at Owen's birthday party?
Harry: Yeah
Tyler: Damn, I wish I were you, Ferraro Rocher on TOP

by izzuuu April 30, 2023

Top Page Bitch

A MyFreeCams model who has a bitchy attitude because she is on the top page

That model is such a Top Page Bitch tonight.

by Eh_fuckoff February 6, 2019

top shelf cheddar

The most rare form of cheddar in the world. Cheddar only forged in highest and most remote parts of the Appalachian Mountains. The cheddar must be cured for up to 10 years at a minimum and can only be harvested and extracted for its rich flavors when a player in the NHL scores a goal Upper 90/Top Shelf/Upper Benjamin's.

I want the good stuff, that top shelf cheddar, none of this shit for concentrate.

by A. Ovechkin October 17, 2015