by D. Gould February 16, 2009

by killmealready2736272763 May 15, 2024

There goes Marjorie Toilet Greene shooting off her foul mouth again. She needs to be flushed from office like a giant turd.
by LaughingAloud January 17, 2024

Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020

When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong
by Fart dong December 6, 2021

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.
As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.
by battleof_myself April 17, 2009

1. A series created by Alexey Gerasimov that contains videos of toilet heads fighting camera people
2. A terrible creation that plays a part in ruining future generations and providing "brain rot" content
3. Something no one should ever watch
2. A terrible creation that plays a part in ruining future generations and providing "brain rot" content
3. Something no one should ever watch
by Quandale Dontavion III Jr. May 6, 2024
