Mário nipple twister

The act of twisting your significant other's nipple or breast while screaming the name of your 12th grade math teacher.

Example of how you would do the Mário nipple twister.
Guy: *twists nipple*
Girl: *non chalant behaviour on some type shit*
Guy: "MARIO~"
Girl: "Wtf that's my dad."

by Mário Moreira February 10, 2026

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Pocket Nipples

When a person has two cans of dip/zyns in each of their front pockets, resembling that of nipples poking through a shirt.

“Alex needs to stop wearing tight pants. His zyns look like pocket nipples.”

by Downsy610 May 26, 2025

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Foot Nipples

Toes

I could not resist worshipping her foot nipples.

by ApricotFields June 27, 2025

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The rarest type of nipplejob and the rarest type of sex act. It’s when an intact man inserts a woman’s nipple underneath his foreskin. You never see this type of nipplejob in porn. It doesn't work for circumcised men.

I really wish foreskin nipplejobs were a thing in porn. I'd invent it if I joined porn. I'm surprised Angela White hasn't done that. After all, she plays with foreskins and inserts her tongue in them.

I'd love to do a foreskin nipple job with Sky Bri, Asteria Jade, Angie Faith, Kay Lovely, and Shae Summers.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 23, 2025

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Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

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