Shelf Gay

A gay guy who looks similar/ has a similar height/ build/ personality/ category to another gay guy.

If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.

These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.

ANOTHER one of my exes has been going out with that James guy again. That James is SUCH a shelf gay omgggg sksksksks

by MsnFrancis October 25, 2019

sus gay

Sasuke but better.

1: Hey have you watched Naruto, Sasuke is my favorite character.
2: Sus gay? (Misheard Sasuke)

by Sus gay November 26, 2021

Gay people

Gay people are people who look up gay people

Gay people are gay

by Oqiqoqoqo October 13, 2020

Gay shit

Some Gay shit

Tommy:You mum gay
Me:Your mum on some gay shit
Tommy:no u
Me:*kills Tommy*

by e diffs fg May 9, 2018

gay marriage

A union between two men or two women, allowing them to have the exact same set of legal rights as those possessed by heterosexual spouses. These include rights such as hospital visitation. A step beyond civil union, gay marriage will at last give LGBT partners the security that every family, whether m/f, m/m, or f/f, deserves.

Since gay marriage was approved in my state, I am now allowed to visit my husband when he is sick in the hospital.

by Megumi March 4, 2004

gay lottery

When a gay man enters into a relationship with a man that wears the same size shirts, pants, and shoes, thereby doubling the size of both men's wardrobe.

"Dave totally hit the gay lottery dating Brad because now he has twice as many clothes to wear!"

by J.R.N November 28, 2007

gay bait

A straight person who is flirtatious with people of the same sex for the self esteem boost and personal satisfaction, sometimes also known as a closet case.

God dammit Jimmy you're such gay bait, no wonder you can't keep the boys away.

by standardsoil February 10, 2007