Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

monster

A creature that is terrifying or The Rock in the movie Doom.

There is a monster that is lying underneath my bed and after I was injected by my sister to make me superhuman I fought the monster that is The Rock in the movie Doom.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Butt Monster

Usually a girl who is obsessed with butt holes. Also could be a girl who farts often and loudly.

That girl Lesley is a butt monster.

by VerySmartAndTruthful March 10, 2019

Green monster

Big green dildo

Daddy loves a green monster

by Boo big green beans June 13, 2019

The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019

Monster

Someone who pours their milk in the bowl before their cereal.

"Why would you do that?! You're a monster!"

by Ciel1820 April 29, 2019

Rye monster

A fictional monster that sneaks up on you at the end of the night when you’ve consumed to much whiskey

Mitch : Hey did you see Colton get rye monstered last night before they threw him out

Luke : no I was to busy looking for bike rack

by Wilddingo25 September 13, 2019