alongside Bernie Madoff and Hilarry Clinton, the human epitome of political corruption in modern Canada
by Sexydimma November 21, 2016

by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike
Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."
by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021

Self absorbed anime lover who coincidentally happens to be bisexual and obsesses over anime girls and smokes weed 24/7/4/12/10. He is very picky when it comes to choice of video games and gets pissed over the tiniest of infractions. He'll constantly ask questions too usually something to do with your opinion on something.
by Nerdgaming104 August 31, 2022

The best friend you will ever have but he’s chronically dyspraxic.. He will never fail to make you laugh though!
by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023
