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there's a pickle in my pocket

Something someone yells in a line at school to signal a teacher is walking by when the kids are texting.
Kid 1: "I'm texting nancy this picture o--"
Kid 2: "THERE'S A PICKLE IN MY POCKET!"
All kids in hallway: *puts phones in pockets stealthily"
by Guy Yohanson? December 13, 2009
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Utah Hot Pocket

When a dead zombie who is old and crusty goes to a church and magicaly prays for a tide pod hot pocket and shoves it a 17 year old thottie's ass and fucks her vigerously and then leaves her on the bed the fills a bath with tide pods and puts on a sexy ass zombie bra from his ex thottie wife who is still alive with her 5 year old sister while she is only 1 year older then throws the teen thottie into the sexy tide pod bath and shoves 5 tide pods in her pussy and they all explode then...HE FUCKS HER AGAIN
Maranda:My grandpa died 3 nights ago
Faith:Lets hope he doesnt rise and give you a Utah Hot Pocket
by jungkookloveshotpockets June 21, 2018
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Mississippi Cold Pocket

When you take a long piece of feces that you have made and freeze it, later shoving it up your partner's nose, then shoving it in your partner's vagina causing it to melt into diarrhea which is then soaked up with rice and put into the blender and made into a smoothie, then the partners throw the smoothie up in each others' anuses.
Me and my girl do the Mississippi cold pocket errday.
by WaffleOnAKite June 20, 2013
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California Hot Pocket

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
Dude I gave Cavan the worst California Hot Pocket yesterday it got all over his face.
by Tnasty6993 October 1, 2008
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Party in your Pocket

Your smartphone starts playing music out of nowhere.
My phone started a "party in your pocket" when I walked out of the dentist.
by K47S August 11, 2013
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A pocket full of names

Someone who has a line full of people waiting to date/talk to them.
Jennifer just broke up with John and started to talk to someone else. I swear she has a pocket full of names.
by Unknow_5 June 9, 2020
mugGet the A pocket full of namesmug.

pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)
Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis
by good of words August 17, 2016
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