A red noodle results from a man having sex with a woman during menstruation. Upon withdrawal of the penile shaft from the menstruating vaginal sheath, the penis is covered with menstrual blood giving it its red color.
Man! I boned that chick hard last night. But the bitch didn't tell me Aunt Flo was visiting! When I pulled out, I had myself a bonifide red noodle! It was an abomination I tell ya!
by Johnny Blowewad October 05, 2007
by Alien3 February 06, 2017
by Atog April 30, 2005
(noun) A vessel of chief importance, especially for a key purpose.
"Red five" was Luke Skywalker's vehicle during the final Death Star scene in Star Wars.
"Red five" was Luke Skywalker's vehicle during the final Death Star scene in Star Wars.
Modern:
"Hey baby, my red five's parked out back, if you want to take a ride."
"Vegetables are the red five for delivering valuable enzyemes and essential nutrients into your body."
Historic:
"Red Five standing by."
"This is Red Five. I'm going in!"
"Hey baby, my red five's parked out back, if you want to take a ride."
"Vegetables are the red five for delivering valuable enzyemes and essential nutrients into your body."
Historic:
"Red Five standing by."
"This is Red Five. I'm going in!"
by jdallman August 18, 2003
Bloodshot eyes as a result of smoking weed. Something to do with THC doing something with your blood vessels in your eyes or something, I can't remember properly because I was stoned when I read it. But yeah, when you smoke weed your eyes normally go red, this is red eye.
DUUUUDE! YOU'VE GOT EPIC RED EYE!!!
That bitch got stoned last night, you should have seen his red eye! He was like Darth Maul or some sh*t!
That bitch got stoned last night, you should have seen his red eye! He was like Darth Maul or some sh*t!
by Captain Hempstein January 03, 2011
by Choaz_ssg July 25, 2020
A red shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only native men. There are two distinct types of Red sharks :
Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.
Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.
Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Becky is a type 1 red shark now she is a single mom.
Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.
Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.
by TiaMoe July 12, 2020