hats off

When you feel comfortable enough around somebody that you would feel comfortable taking your/their condom (penis "hat") off during intercourse, as opposed to a circumstantial sexual encounter.

Jason: "I've been thinking... maybe it's time for hats off?"

Monica: "Yeah, you're clean, but your pull-out game better be on point!"

by not-a-furry November 30, 2024

smelly hat

the result of the fetish of defecating on someone's head.

I have a nice collection of smelly hat videos.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011

onion party hat

a party hat consisting of onions layered on top of each other

Hey, did you buy the party hats for my birthday? No, we can just use an onion party hat instead.

by Professor Bailey Smith January 19, 2022

bash hat

Crash helmet

Simmons should wear his bash hat when on his bike

by Lord Moomin April 11, 2021

HAT

Abbreviation for horny, angry & tired

George had to call in sick to work today, for he was HAT

by crispy milkshake December 18, 2018

Hat Trick

When you match on three distinct dating apps, consecutively or concurrently, with the same person.

"I got a hat trick with Kyra, now I have to take her on three dates!"

by notafrog11 February 8, 2024

hat

something that covers your ugly haircut.

"nice hat, joe"
"thanks, bob."

by THANK YOU SOFIA THE FIRST April 21, 2023