My goat

The description of the goat of all of Futbol.

Another person considered my goat is the great Drew.

Have you seen my goat?
Oh are you talking abt Cristiano Ronaldo?

by The goat CR7 June 10, 2023

GOAT

A Greatest Of All Time.

Lionel Messi is GOAT.
It means he is the only GOAT exist on this planet.

by football era June 17, 2023

Goat

Bruce Flores is the goat he’s is so good at fifa and loves spurs #COYS

Bruce Flores is the Goat

by Conor boss June 20, 2023

Al Goat Simulator

People who are called al goat simulator are usually pale white boys with a strong nose and they look like they have durable skulls like a goat.

Khalat:"AL GOAT SIMULATOR"
the goat simulator: "cmon man"

by CommandGames February 23, 2023

GOAT

A person called Lionel Messi
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)

Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."

by anonymous February 24, 2023

gawk goat

A Gawk Goat is a legendary specimen that is fine and rare. One of a kind in Nature. They have the ability to satisfy a man simply with the gawk gawk 3000 alone within seconds.

I heard Matt H caught him a Gawk Goat. That explains why he hasn’t been out in months.

by Trueelite3 February 24, 2023

Fat goat

A person, place or thing that is extremely uncool and disliked

“Did you hear that Ray is gay”
“Yeah, he’s such a fat goat”

—or—
“God I hate our math teacher”
“I know, right! She’s such a fucking fat goat, I hope she chokes on a pair of tits”

by Corn man14 March 1, 2023