Team Chardonnay

The 2020’s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.

I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldn’t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.

by HotROD July 24, 2025

team meeting

Smoke some chronic under the radar before an event of any kind

Floyd: We need to win this softball game to get the trophy, man.
Ray: I know, I suggest a team meeting before we play.
Floyd: Good idea. I will bring some Blue Dream and the one hitter.

by dontshitthebed January 19, 2024

Team PUBY

A team of strapping young men that clean the toilets (urinals). and do so with the grace of a zeppelin in flight

Ok, this looks like a job for "Team PUBY".

Pronounced team p-yoo-bi

by Team PUBY June 24, 2019

Team Popping Brownies

Team Popping Brownies means a team of cool kids

Team Popping Brownies is my favorite youtube channel.

by Team Popping Brownies March 17, 2023

A Team fight

A fight that takes place that is intended to end in serious result but after all is agreed to be done, everybody leaves without a single scratch on them.

"did you see those asses trying to act tough against eachother? i thought it was gonna be a bloodbath but they didn't even know how to stick and move....it ended up to be one pathetic "A Team fight"."

by dantehoh October 28, 2011

Put the team on his back

Dj Moore

The bears offense had one player put the team on his back

by Ridicrob October 6, 2023

Team straight 👇

A term used by 7 year old self proclaimed sigma males

iPad kid: Team straight 👇
Any sane person: Shut the fuck up

by BnuuyTheLoser July 30, 2024