When your sole activity on Facebook is to comment or respond only to major events, rather than consistent / daily updating. In other words, you come out much like a clown, magician, or mathemagician and only appear (to post / accept invitations) at parties, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvah's.
Guy 1 - "Hey man, did you see the video I posted yesterday?"
Guy 2 - "Nah man, sorry, I'm strictly a Facebook Entertainer"
Guy 2 - "Nah man, sorry, I'm strictly a Facebook Entertainer"
by DaKensta August 17, 2010
Get the Facebook Entertainermug. Somebody who posts numerous statuses/pictures just to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.
Deb: Did you see Ashley's posts last night about her getting engaged, being pregnant and eating delicious pizza?
Leif: Yes, she's a Facebook Whore.
Leif: Yes, she's a Facebook Whore.
by xxLGEND24xx April 9, 2013
Get the Facebook Whoremug. When you find some guy/girl that take good looking pictures, and then friend them so you can get to know them; and then when you meet them in person they look like hell on a face and don't look nothing like their pics.
Chris: Yo wats up with that fine chick you found yall kicking it or what.
Brian: I had to drop her because she was only facebook fine?
Brian: I had to drop her because she was only facebook fine?
by J_MONEY_FLEXXIN November 13, 2011
Get the Facebook Fine?mug. The snitch weasel ratted me out to my Mom after seeing photos on Facebook that I wasn't really sick that day. He's such a mama's boy facebook fink.
by Sara Bellhum April 7, 2010
Get the facebook finkmug. One who checks facebook on his or her Iphone, black berry etc. at work or at home wile on the can dropping a duce.
Joe: you going to the can
Steve: yep, dropping #2
Joe: want the paper?
Steve: NO! I have facebook on my Iphone
Joe: dude your such a facebook dumper!
Steve: yep, dropping #2
Joe: want the paper?
Steve: NO! I have facebook on my Iphone
Joe: dude your such a facebook dumper!
by CHUCKKXXL February 7, 2010
Get the facebook dumpermug. When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.
Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral
by LilAl October 11, 2010
Get the facebook funeralmug. A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.
by littlestranger November 7, 2006
Get the facebook stalkermug.