wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.

Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!

by K1974 May 4, 2018

battering a dutch boy

the explicit desire to bum a male

stosh wants to take part in battering a dutch boy

by getmehame June 21, 2021

double dutch

the act of masturbating and finishing 2 times in rapid succession of the other.

Brad--"Did you go to that party last night man?"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"

by Haywood Jewblome September 7, 2013

Slutty Dutch Oven

When you rip a fat one while your girl is giving you head

Megan ran out of the room after I gave her a slutty dutch oven

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow April 20, 2019

Reverse Dutch Runner

This is the same as a Dutch Runner only the hands of each person are switched.

Bro I just got a Reverse Dutch Runner from this prostitute last night best $10 I ever spent.

by ColoialSun0653 October 28, 2019

Rumble dutch

Similar to the Dutch Rudder except passenger in car puts hand on drivers genitals as the driver runs over the rumble strips on the side of the highway creating a vibrating effect.

I love the commute home from work because my co-worker gives me a rumble dutch.

by Ned&Bigbone15 March 6, 2016

Dutch Air Fryer

When you stand at the front end of your significant other's bed, lift the bedsheets and fart under the sheets. Then, you grab the bedsheets and waft the fart up to your significant other's face.

"My old lady gave me a Dutch Air Fryer when I was home from work today."

by anonymous January 6, 2025