douche casserole

A person who is being a retarded fuck at a certain moment. Possibly the only thing they have the braisn enough to cook and eat.

"Wow, Bill's a fucking douche casserole today, let's murder his family."

by J.M.P. June 11, 2006

douche bag

A squeezable bag at the base of a short tube. Used to clean the vaginal cavity.

After sex she cleaned herself with her Douche.

by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004

douche bag

Someone who has absolutely no idea that they are a total and complete 100% douche bag.

Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."

John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"

by Nick Lupo April 7, 2008

douche box

a person with many various douche like qualities, or is a douche in various situations

Man your such a douche box always killing the fun.

by sanchezzzzzzzz December 23, 2009

douche bag

Tyler Scott Beaty King of the Douches

omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!

by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 15, 2011

Douchy Douche

a douchebag with uber douche like qualities

a douche bag in a rice burner cutting you off without signaling then break checking you and then going below the speed limit, a typical douchy douche

by lVl46607 November 20, 2010

Douche Canoe

Noun: The title one gives their cheating ex.

Girlfriend: Shit, here he comes.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.

by RandyRubix October 3, 2016