Dad

Someone you don’t have.
Someone you’ve never met.
Takes at least 7 years to buy milk

“God, why does dad take so long to get back from the store?”

by Dance_sexy._.Be_sexier!! November 29, 2018

your dad

when you are joking around and say your dad

your dad went to get milk

by fjkfdhguffnrnf April 13, 2022

your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is

Your Dad went to buy milk.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

#fight another persons dad

Michael

I'm gonna #fight another persons dad

by A huuuuuge black man April 17, 2019

dad

another name for a males dick

Stfu and eat dad

by giantslayer1999 May 27, 2022

world's best dad mug

The perfect gift for when you forget Father's Day.

"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"

by JustYourBoy September 18, 2017

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. Everyone knows that shitting the morning after a night of drinking feels different- this phenomenon is called DADS.

I got so shit faced last night; I can feel my huge DADS coming.

by RussianJew December 30, 2020