may 28th 2009

A day awesome people are born
Person - When is your birthday
Awesome person - may 28th 2009
Person- damn your awesome
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Messing with you May

Just like April Fools. It's on the first day of May.
"Too bad April Fools is over."
"There is always Messing With You May."
by typicalstuff November 02, 2022
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Becca May Harrison

She is one of the most gorgeous,amazing, adorable, cute, sweet, beautiful, strong and my best friend and more...;). She should feel good about herself cuz shes absolutely fricking adorable and beautiful. I love her for her in my eyes a becca is perfect infact better than perfect they are just so amazing and funny and cute and so adorable I honestly don’t know what I would do without a becca in my life. Xx
1: Hey there's Becca May Harrison

2: She's so pretty
3:and funny
4: and talented
1: Yeah she's awesome
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Mindful Masturbation May

No masturbation. You can do anything as long as you don’t cum, but Blowjobs and Sex are allowed, as long as it’s done by someone other than yourself. Passing will let you move onto Join Jerk June.
Mindful Masturbation May, is NNN for virgins.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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may 14 2021

greatest day of music history. Nicki minaj, J cole, migos and many more dropped music
“we have to get ready for may 14 2021”

“why”?”
“we gonna be up all night listening to the greatest hits
by chrisminaj 💋 May 14, 2021
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Billy Mays Day

The Event In Honor Of The Legendary TV Pitcher Billy Mays It Is Common For Every People In America Wear A Blue Polo And Khaki Pants On That Tradition It Will Be First Officialy Observed On June 28,2019 In Honor Of The 10th Death Anniversary Of Billy Mays
Hmmmmm I Wonder What I Should Wear Tomorrow
Me:I Should Wear A Blue Shirt And Khaki Pants Tomorrow Because It’s Because It’s Billy Mays Day Tomorrow
by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes December 11, 2018
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Theresa May’s Deal

A long, tedious and ultimately unsatisfying sexual experience.
‘He made a right Theresa May’s Deal of it. I wish I’d just got a kebab and gone straight home.’
by Snowie6 March 29, 2019
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