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goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
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goat

person 2: omg whos that guy he’s such a goat person 1: hes leonardi
by AshZara__ January 4, 2022
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Goat

And that is what goat means. word is how you can tell if someone is cool or if they did something to deserve this word and it also is another word for an animal.
by Lilly.55.bob February 8, 2022
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oh goated

by Alchemancer December 5, 2021
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Goat

by zilch-nada December 19, 2022
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Wait He’s Goated

“Wait he’s Goated
Yeah cuz that’s Kyle lol”
by CoopersForehead January 30, 2025
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Goat Ass

A form of email signature similar to Regards, Best Regards, or Sincerely for when you really want to sign the email with a big, "Fuck you,"
by Richard Feltersnatch November 3, 2022
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