Awesome Anal April

Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.

This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)

"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"

by dio roadroller November 6, 2019

No nicotine April

Rules:
1. You can’t smoke or vape or juul... (the most basic rule)
2. You can’t be with your friends at the same time when they smoke
3. You can’t BUY nicotine even if you want to buy it for later
4. FOLLOW ALL THE RULES!!

A: “I want to smoke, are you coming with me?”

B: “No, it’s no nicotine April”

by Pfff whattt November 6, 2019

Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.

Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April

by MeminDemon November 8, 2019

April 13th

People who are born on this day are magical they spread there passion to another's they are amazing people they are so free

If you see a person who's birthday is on April 13th then let them be they are awesome

by Gucci_score November 8, 2019

April 20th

People born In April 20th are BEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!! but also remember they got a bad temper too and is really beautiful

Karen: I wish I was born in April 20th
Suzan: why?
Karen: cuz ☝🏻☝🏻

by Be_the_FLOW November 13, 2019

April 18

April 18 is national push ksenya into tom day!

girl1: ITS April 18, that means its national push ksenya into tom day.
girl2: *pushes ksenya into tom*
girl3: YASSSS

by ★·.·´¯`·.·★ HMR ★·.·´¯`·.·★ November 14, 2019

April 20

This is the day that the cutest, sweetest guy was born and his name starts with B.

-A💛

Anna: your so sweet💛
Him: it is April 20th, my bday 😉

by A. Day November 28, 2019