Air pods privilege

When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods

Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege

by Leonprinz November 3, 2020

air tugging

Like airjerking where you see or feel so great about someone or something and you wanna get about it.

Do you prefer jerking or tugging, to me its all the same sometimes I find myself air tugging when im keen and want to let someone know they're in.

by TheBlueWave November 7, 2020

Air Force

A nice way of of phonetically saying "AF" or "as fuck".

Guy 1: Bro, I swear your mom was giving me "the look" last night.
Guy 2: Shut up, Steve. You're stupid, Air Force.

by Mango Williams October 2, 2020

air blader

Someone whose only form of physical exercise is drying their hands in a Dyson airblade

Unfit? He’s a total air blader

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

Canadian air wick

When shoving a can of air wick up someone's ass

You spread them cheeks lube them up and give them the old Canadian air wick

by D0minatr1x October 10, 2020

air force blue

To have spirit for the Air Force.

Oh man, Tom's bleeding Air Force blue in that USAF hat.

by the_man_of_no_words September 26, 2017

air pop

Farting while on the hop.

Did you just air pop you dirty bastard.

by JD Sharp October 19, 2017