Air Conditioning

The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .

Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

air plant

Person with no visible means of support. In common use in cities in the 1960s-70s

"She's got enough money to pick up the tab if she insists on dating air plants".

by Ceeclef June 4, 2017

floating an air biscuit

Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.

Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: same

by Mars'seile April 2, 2016

air whale

An amazing animal combining the powers of air with a whale.. or a miss reading of a shirt. whenever you see a whale , yell as loud as you can " AIR WHALE!!".

hey look at this cool shirt I got

AIR WHALE!!

LOL yes

by top hat guy April 25, 2009

Air

You should know what air is you fucking slob, have you never been outside before? Do you not know what FUCKING AIR IS?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU FAILED ABORTION, YOU DISGRACE TO THE CONCEPT OF LIFE. FUCK YOU.

Guy 1: Hey! Joey doesn't know what AIR is!
Guy 2: Let's kick his lobotomized ass!
Joey: death

by StupidBitchSlob September 22, 2023

breath of fish air

a queef that is directed at the nostrils, usually during 69

We were doing 69 and she gave me a breath of fish air

by RelaxedBreak98 July 28, 2023

Hot-Air Ballooning

The act of blowing inside a woman's vagina to inflate it.

I thought Hot-Air Ballooning was normal until my friends told me otherwise.

by Srzbzns December 10, 2018