He will touch you and grab your big pair of buns, but fuck you with his 12cm dick. A warning to all who mess with Adam: he will rape your uncles and grandpas and send the video to your 7-year-old sister or kid.
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It describes a person that is effective in running, stealing and shooting.
It describes a person that is effective in running, stealing and shooting.
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an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
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2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!
2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."
some kid, "nine."
teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"
some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")
other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."
some kid, "nine."
teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"
some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")
other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
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Person 2: "that was obviously Adam, he can't drive for shit."
Person 2: "that was obviously Adam, he can't drive for shit."
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