Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes

Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*

by Roaster23 January 8, 2017

Jordan

A code word for the n word, mainly used by white people. Started on tiktok by a @jordandaboo

“Jordan’s in paris” - white kid

by cloutedmatt April 2, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a fucking goat and gets all the bitches he wants with his amazing Cock

Omg is that Jordan I love his cock

by Jimmy mate November 23, 2021

Jordanized

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized

Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized

by Zarthle January 19, 2017

Jordan

A person with a very kind personality, but can definitely take you in a fight. Jordans are usually madly in love with Millie Bobby Brown and will not hesitate to kill you if you talk badly about her. Jordan loves Millie, but will never talk about her in an inappropriate manner.

Whose phone is this with Millie as the wallpaper?
It’s DEFINITELY Jordan’s!

by BrettAndButter September 18, 2022

Jordan

Gay

Jordan is gay

by Jddbwhwhshsbs October 21, 2019

Jordan

bro jordans just that nibba hes batman.

“bro you hear abt the new kid jordan”

“yea dat nigga cool asfk”

by nutzshhs November 20, 2023