Mike Vick Dip

a dug adict dat mickses 2 or moe dugs and eats or sniffs

im gona go do a mike vick dip

by FiveBigBoo-s March 17, 2025

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Mike

Name of your only gay friend.

Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.

You: “Hello Mike”

Mike: “are you ready?”

…you know the rest…

by Logan hugil March 21, 2025

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Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

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for the love of Mike

used to accompany an exasperated request or to express dismay.

"for the love of Mike take off those shoes!"

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

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Mikelis

Miķelis is a bad bitch with an earring, he's extremely tall, like out of a SMUT book. He's just a dreamy hunk. He is a hottie, with a beautiful British accent. Not a single girl can turn him down. He is also extremely smart, overall just the best human being in the world. He's so perfect he's almost inhuman. He's the most caring and loving individual in the world, youd be lucky to have him.

Girl: Dude, you are such a Mikelis., Guy: What does that mean?, Girl: Like, the perfect guy.

by balandey April 8, 2025

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