douche casserole

A person who is being a retarded fuck at a certain moment. Possibly the only thing they have the braisn enough to cook and eat.
"Wow, Bill's a fucking douche casserole today, let's murder his family."
by J.M.P. June 03, 2006
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douche bag

A squeezable bag at the base of a short tube. Used to clean the vaginal cavity.
After sex she cleaned herself with her Douche.
by Dark Maverik October 05, 2004
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douche bag

Someone who has absolutely no idea that they are a total and complete 100% douche bag.
Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."

John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"
by Nick Lupo April 08, 2008
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douche klown

Also abbreviated DK is esentally a Douche a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very idiotic, they can not process information also they seem to have a sense of belonging and understanding of things, people, and places in which they have no idea about.EXAMPLE a white man acting black wiger , thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and a Klown loud, goofy, usually white trash individual all and all a retard.
"There goes that douche klown again writing his name on the all over his room,the school,and the postal office.Man what a piece of human shit."
by just someone from Holly December 01, 2009
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Douche-Stripe

A hairstyle which features one strip of hair, of any length, in the middle of the head, with other parts being shorter or shaved. Formerly called a mohawk, and worn by Native Americans and punk rock fans, the hairstyle has been taken over by fraternity douchebags and clueless rednecks. The douche-stripe seems to be the modern equivalent of a mullet.
Look at that guy in the pink shit with the collar popped - he's rockin a douche-stripe!
by douchespotter August 04, 2010
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Douchy Douche

a douchebag with uber douche like qualities
a douche bag in a rice burner cutting you off without signaling then break checking you and then going below the speed limit, a typical douchy douche
by lVl46607 November 17, 2010
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Douche Rib

A word used when One is of insufficient douchebaggery to be defined simply as "Douche" or "Douchebag". Generally used with the phrase "Prime" or "Prime cut" in front of it.
Did you see John? Yeah, that guy is a prime cut of douche rib.
by Pony Sumde November 09, 2010
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