Slapnut Day

It is a day where you get an excuse to slap ur nuts anywhere u want. And if if u slap ur nuts then rub it on someone, they have to slap ur nuts

Guy 1 : Oh man, I'm bout to slap my nuts bro.
Guy 2 : Why tho?
Guy 1 : Cuz it's Slapnut Day

by Random_Fandom October 26, 2019

National Be Nice To Michy Day

February 24th
This is the only day when u can be nice to be michymaraj. Other days you can call him mean words and be not nice to him

Hey did you know it’s National Be Nice to Michy Day?

by marleyyyy_mc February 25, 2023

National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man

It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019

D DAY

National grab d day

Girl: i wonder if his d is big
Other girl: well you in luck it's national grab d day

by Nicole746282835473 October 28, 2019

kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!

“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

by helonat0 October 2, 2021

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Sam Day

a sexy masculine man (often zesty) who never leaves his girlfriend’s side

Yo chill Sam Day!

by natestavely May 6, 2024