Dirty Jago

When he uses a twin Finn surfboard to penetrate both the anus and the vagina at the same time. While he simultaneously uses a big black dildo on himself

Fuck me boys got up to some dirty Jago nonsense last night in the surf shop now the customers board is damaged and my anus is pulsing blood

by EliasinCoolin25 October 8, 2025

Dirty canyon

When your girl pegs you with a fish and then she gives birth and you take the fetus and ram it back into her until she cums

Hey, let’s get out of here and dirty canyon

by Socktober October 8, 2025

Dirty Ronan

When you run a really fast race and then ejaculate all over the race official and the new turf.

I just pulled a dirty ronan at the end of my track race.

by RedSoloCup1221 October 10, 2025

Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus

Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro

by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025

Dirty Curtis

When you're trying to wipe your ass and your asshole pinches off a piece of toilet paper and sucks it up inside.

I got a Dirty Curtis when I wiped my ass and had to shit it back out.

by anonymous October 11, 2025

Dirty Abbas

When you pour oil over the floor whilst inserting an inflatable butt plug up your rectum than inflating creating the Abbas sensation. Meanwhile you attempt to suck your own penis whilst squirming like a cockroach on its back.

I felt really lonely last night, so I decided to treat myself to a Dirty Abbas.

by I Love ABG's October 12, 2025

dirty amar (the cheese grater)

When you rub your mixed (preferably nigerian and hungarian) cock (also preferably smothered in smegma) against a cheese grater with reckless abandon, then take the shavings of dick cheese^2 and make an authentic queso sauce and invite all of your latin american friends over for Taco Tuesday and serve your authentic dick queso sauce to all attendees. Then, while the queso is still in their mouth, throatfuck them until ejaculation and shoot the dick cheese queso cum on their faces and lick it back up

'I went to this dude's taco tuesday thinking i'd have some delicious food but instead I just got a dirty amar (the cheese grater)'

by chezCHEZwoah October 13, 2025