by Poop duke July 9, 2021

When you run out of instant hot chocolate so you have to pick the dookie crust off of some ones asshole while being simultaneously buttfucked by two men/or women.
You also have to survive getting hit with shuriken's by highly trained dogs.
You also have to survive getting hit with shuriken's by highly trained dogs.
by OLAPIR January 27, 2024

by Dirty Lele Seeker November 14, 2020

When a doctor gets to check your temperature anally and once they take our the thermometer realizes has poop at the end. The doctor used the poop as war paint and after getting the fecal pain let a war scream to be released and starts the fuckery.
by Julibear March 25, 2021

Dirty Miriam is when a curly-haired girl wraps her beautiful hair around your penis and squeezes it until you scream at the top of your lungs which brings her an unspeakable pleasure. Her partners are usually so hypnotized by this curly creature, they find themselves craving to experience this incredibly painful act again. WOW!
So I finally seduced that curly beauty, but she really pulled a dirty Miriam on me. My penis still hurts but MAN do I want to feel that hell of a squeeze again! MMHHMMM
by YourfavMommy766 November 22, 2021

When during the act of a soup kitchen one spreads shit on the windows, then finishing the act completely concealed, while leaving photos of said soup kitchen in the glove box
Jon: I had to burn my car.
Steve: Why is that?
Jon: had some bums do a Dirty Jaret in there!!!
Steve: what!?!? They left pics too???
Jon: and a thank you note signed by the group
Steve: Why is that?
Jon: had some bums do a Dirty Jaret in there!!!
Steve: what!?!? They left pics too???
Jon: and a thank you note signed by the group
by PervHirt August 29, 2019

by dirtytigran October 10, 2021
